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Brazilian Guy Shows Up at His Own Wake
Brazilian Guy Shows Up at His Own Wake
Brazilian Guy Shows Up at His Own Wake
Funerals are like those Lifetime movie marathons our women watch -- we hate them so much that a sturdy kick in the balls would be better than sitting through one. Unless of course said funeral is amped up with a couple of funeral strippers, in which case, awesome. Other than that, what else could possibly make such a depressing and sappy crap fest more bearable? How about not actually being dead?
Dick Clark Dead at Age 82 [VIDEO]
Dick Clark Dead at Age 82 [VIDEO]
Dick Clark Dead at Age 82 [VIDEO]
I wanted to be like that man on the radio named 'Dick Clark'. He was cool, he knew all the stars and he knew all the songs that ever came out of that little three inch speaker. I just heard, on my little radio in my office that the guy I once aspired to be like on the radio just died. Yes, Dick Clark is dead.
Osama Bin Laden Is Dead!
Osama Bin Laden Is Dead!
Osama Bin Laden Is Dead!
I was sitting here blogging with the television on in the background.  They just broke into programming with a Special Report, what was said shocked me completely.