Many, many years ago, I joined an online dating site for a brief period of time. The reason I decided it wasn't for me is summed up nicely in the following eHarmony video. Laugh if you want to, but I have chosen to be sad for anyone who decides to take this girl out on a date.

Meet Debbie. As she states in this video, it's her first time trying out eHarmony. She also loves cats. A lot. There's actually no way to sum up Debbie's love of cats as well as she does herself, so check out the video:

I feel sorry for anybody this girl dates, but how lucky would you be if you were one of her cats?