PooPourri is no Longer a Secret [VIDEO]

Okay, this subject really stinks, but I felt compelled to write about it. Poo-Pourri is what I call "better living through modern chemistry." Yes I said Poo-Pourri, a product invented by a man that worked in a medical office that was overrun by professional, career minded women. the inventor didn't want to offend anyone in close proximity. So when nature called and it was #2, he invented a product that made his nauseous fumes smell like fresh cut roses. It's a product that when used properly will leave everyone wondering, "what the heck was he/she doing in here for so long, cutting flowers?"

Then the inventor came up with some very clever names for his new products all with different scents. For example, there's "Chanel #2", "The Royal Flush", "Trap A Crap" and the original "Poo~Pourri". They come in different sizes including one that looks like a lipstick tube but when you remove the cap it's got a little pump sprayer. This product is completely different from your typical bathroom sprays like Glade. Poo-Pourri is not sprayed in the air butt rather, directly into the toilet bowl water prior to doing your doo-dy. The essential oils take the waste and neutralize the bacteria that causes the offending fumes. Thus my saying, better living through modern chemistry. I just found my first sample of it a couple of months ago at a little bling-bling boutique in Abilene named Ya Ya Gurlz on south 1st street.