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Okay with Father's Day right around the corner, and the fact that my wife and I have raised eight children together. I feel like I am well experienced, and I admit that I'm kind of a connoisseur of "Dad Jokes."

Now that the kids are all gone my 'Dad Jokes' don't go over too well with my wife. So, I thought that instead of letting them go to waste this year, I would share them with you, and maybe you could get some chuckles for your kiddos.

I will clarify that while I think they are hilarious to me, your significant other may not think so and could throw something at you, you have been warned. Plus many younger (elementary school-aged children) will find these downright hilarious and they may have one or two of their own.

So here goes, again for safety's sake maintain a safe distance from the spouse when reciting these and only try these when children are around.

LOOK: My Top Ten Greatest Hits Dad Jokes

It seems like every dad has a silly Dad Joke that they're known for. These are my Top 10 just in time for Father's day. Please feel free to share them with your family.

More Dad Jokes can be found on the Men's Health and Pioneer Woman websites

If you're still craving more awesome "Dad Jokes" I've found over the years a couple of places online, for example, who would have ever thought that "The Pioneer Woman" website would have great "Dad Jokes?" Then there's the old stand-by "Men's Health Magazine."

I hope you find some laughter in these and make some memories the kids will remember forever. Happy Father's Day!

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