I’m Leaving Radio For New Job

I've been in radio for 16 years now and I've been wanting to do something different for a while now.  It's going to be hard to leave, because I do love this job.  It has great perks and flexible schedule but it's just time for something new.  Everyone wants to know what it is that I'm going to do now.  I really wasn't sure at first myself but I found something that really suits my personality and I think this will be a good change for me.  So here it is.  I'm going to work for a Swedish magazine they are looking to hire a bum...beach bum that is.  What will I be doing?  Well, it's hard work but someone has to do it.  I will be traveling to different beaches, lying around, trying new drinks; well here, just read the job description yourself.

Job requirements include: Going on excursions, lying on beach chairs, testing drinks, receiving full-body massages and reading. Candidates must be able to swim, work overtime (as drink testing might require) and have the ability to do nothing for extended periods of time.