John "J-Mart" Martin is a self-proclaimed geek, an adult LEGO aficionado, has mediocre musical abilities, is a Vault Hunter and is also currently trying to amass a collection of tabletop games and Magic: The Gathering cards. He's been writing most of his young life but first cut his video game writing teeth at Warp Zoned. Now he's rocking with the rolls at Arcade Sushi and wishes that he could view real life through a Retina display.
John Llewellyn Martin
10 Most Hilarious Amazon Customer Reviews of the $39,997.99 Samsung 85-Inch 4K Ultra HD TV
People have taken to leaving comments on a listing for a Samsung 85-inch 4K Ultra HD TV on Amazon. We've culled 10 of the most hilarious comments.
Marlboro Marijuana Cigarettes – Are These the Real Thing?
You may or may not have heard about Marlboro's purported announcement that they'll be manufacturing marijuana cigarettes. Get the truth here.
Pay Attention or You’ll Be Shocked By What Happens Too
Reporters out in the field always need to be prepared for the unexpected. As for this WAFF reporter, nothing could have prepared her for what happened on air.
We’d Freak Out if This Happened to Us on Our Porch
An elderly couple in Pasadena were about to step out of the house when they noticed they weren't alone on the porch.
Neill Blomkamp Rumored to Return to Halo
The live-action 'Halo' series was announced not too long ago, around the time that the Xbox One was unveiled. Though news about the series has been almost non-existent lately, it's now been reported that the pilot for the new 'Halo' series will be directed by Neill Blomkamp.
10 Ridiculously Cute Animals That Could Kill You
There are plenty of cute, cuddly creatures in nature that look like they'd be great sources of the warm and fuzzies. Unfortunately, a lot of those adorable animals can also kill you in the most hardcore of ways. Here are 10 Ridiculously Cute Animals That Could Kill You.
Seniors in Classic Movies Will Put a Smile on Your Face
Know what's great? The wisdom that elders can impart on the rest of us, culled from years of gaining knowledge and experience. Know what's even greater? When they dress up and reenact classic movies for a calendar.
Squarespace Unleashes Some Sketchy Memes for Super Bowl 2014 Commercial
Squarespace has uploaded a teaser for their big Super Bowl 2014 commercial. Get ready to see some of your favorite memes in the real world.
It’s Heartbreaking to Find Out Why These Baby Animals Cling to Stuffed Animals
It's cute to see baby animals playing with toys, right? But it's more than heart-wrenching when you find out why these babies cling to these toys.
We Had No Clue This Kind of Thing Happened in Nature
Two girls in Ireland take a trip on a canoe down the River Shannon. What they experience next is a rare occurrence in nature that we never would have expected.
Keep Your Eyes Focused or You Might Miss What Happens to This Guy When He’s Flirting with …
How good are your powers of observation? Do you think you can spot what crazy thing happens to this guy when he's talking to some girls? Watch the video to test your skills!
Stephanie from ‘Full House’ – Where is She Now?
TV's Stephanie Tanner was known for being the somewhat-bratty, attitude-sporting middle daughter on 'Full House.' Her catchphrase, "How rude!" spread like wildfire throughout the '90s and could probably be placed up there with Steve Urkel's "Did I do that?" in the hall of fame of…