Thirsty Traveler Checks In His One Can of Beer at Airport
This guy went to some great lengths to keep his beer. And by lengths, we mean (frequent flyer) miles.
Lunatic Customer Stabs Cook 14 Times During Nacho Disagreement
Maybe blame it on low blood sugar?
Here’s Some (Thoughtfully Serious) Advice on Getting Over a Breakup
We've all been there. Here are some ways to get out.
Woman’s Headaches Are Really a Spider Living in Her Ear
Daddy longlegs, meet migraine.
Man Upset About Onions in Food Gets Naked, Threatens to Kill Restaurant Owner
The only thing worse than this guy's breath is his temper.
Thieves Stole a Whopping $160,000 Worth of Beer
The only thing better than a nice cold one is a heck of a lot of nice cold ones.
‘The Friend Zone’ As a Horror Movie Feels Waaaay Too Real
Perhaps the only thing worse than being stuck in a mall while your girl goes shoe shopping is NOT being the guy she expects to sit patiently while she goes shoe shopping.
These Hilarious Passive-Aggressive Tools May Save Your Relationship
Respect. Compromise. Understanding. That's the old school way to keep your relationship going strong.
Idiot Runs Into Burning House to Save Beer
The only time it's not okay to enjoy a nice cold one is when it's trapped inside a big hot one.
Man Stabbed to Death After Complaining Newspaper Delivery Was Late
Extra! Extra! Read all about it!
Jerk Chimp Flings Poop at Innocent Grandmother
A family trip to the zoo ended about as badly as it could have for one sweet old lady.
World’s Fastest Bumper Car Zooms at a Sick 100 Miles Per Hour
Bumper cars as you know them will never be the same.