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New ‘Transformers’ Trailer Reminds You Just How Much You Really Hate the Transformers Movies
The new teaser trailer for 'Transformers: Age of Extinction' trailer is bad. "How bad is it?" the crowd asks in response. It's so bad, our eyes jumped out of our head and kicked us in the crotch for watching it.
Zack Snyder Defends ‘Watchmen,’ Slams Actual Filmmaker in the Process
In a recent interview with Huffington Post, destroyer of dreams Zack Snyder talked about, among other terrible decisions he's inflicted on the movie-going public, his version of 'Watchmen.' When Snyder was asked about master filmmaker Terry Gilliam's plans for his own ill-fated version of the remake, Snyder let us all know how much better off we all are that Gilliam never got his way.
Pharrell’s Hat Is Officially More Popular Than You’ll Ever Be
Good grief, that's one ugly hat. But then again, maybe we don't "get" high fashion. Rapper, singer and producer Pharrell Williams recently auctioned off the giant brown hat he wore (in public, no less) when he accepted a Grammy trophy earlier this year.