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Everybody in Texas knows that it's illegal to grow marijuana plants in the Lone Star State. But, did you know there are 10 other plants we cannot grow deep in the heart of Texas?
No, it is not because the aliens that are planning to take over our planet will be jamming up the systems so there's no way we can call for help when they arrive during the solar eclipse. (Well, at least we've not officially heard that being confirmed. Yes, I'm kidding for Pete's sake.)
Besides, if aliens were going to be invading our entire planet, who on earth would we call for help anyway?