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We're no experts, but we imagine that dealing with drunken idiots is every cop's least favorite part of the job, especially guys like the dude about at Oktoberfest, or the Seattle man who recently peed in the back of a patrol car on Sunday while being transported to jail. Hey, can you blame him? At least he was wearing a diaper at the time.

As you probably know, using all caps is the rough equivalent of screaming at somebody. Thanks to the Twitter account @CapsCop the Twittersphere may soon be getting a little quieter.

­ When it comes to ordering things over the phone like exotic dancers and high-class hookers, a man has to be careful that he does not get served a welfare hussy instead.

Beware If you're ever in Montreal Canada Their drunk driving test can be rather difficult especially if you have two left feet. It appears that when the Montreal police officers personal breathalyzer machine fails the resourceful cops put their unsuspecting victims through the test, the Achey Breaky dance test. The video is pretty easy to follow and you may want to learn the new procedure in the e