Like a wingman cleverly disguised as an iPhone case, the Intoxicase always has your back. It will not only defend your phone from harm, it's also at the ready to pop open your beer (no more searching for openers or banging the bottle on the table), and will even tell you if you've had a few too many.

Not just some novelty case with an opener welded to it, the Intoxicase ($35), Intoxicase Plus ($45) and Intoxicase Five for the iPhone 5 ($49), were specifically designed to withstand heavy use; you heavy users know who you are. Slim and made of solid polycarbonate to safeguard your phone from dents, dings and scratches, the openers are crafted from stainless steel. The Plus and Five have slim, foldaway openers that won't catch on your pocket—and all were "evaluated by dozens of bartenders (with) hundreds of bottles opened." If it's good enough for bartenders, it's good enough for us.

And if having solid phone protection that's your personal bottle popper isn't enough for you, the Intoxicase Plus comes with a free app. The app features sound effects that play when you open a bottle, a counter that keeps track of how many bottles you've opened, and the ability to share your enjoyment of a cold one with the world via social media. Plus, should your counter start winding up too many fallen soldiers on a given night, you can also use the app to call a cab to get your beer-soaked behind home.