Anyone striving to get the ripped pecs, bi's, tri's and vampire-staredown of Republican Vice Presidential Candidate, Congressman Paul Ryan? You're in luck! Chicago's own Second City Network has gifted us with this sketch spoofing the Congressman's recent photo shoot. Yes, that creepy one with the hat.

After watching, we're thinking it should be a requirement that all political candidates submit videos of themselves using a Shake Weight, because it really can tell you all you need to know about someone. Your move, Biden.