Texas Rides High on the List of Longest-Lasting Lovers in America

There’s one question that Texans, and anyone on the planet, wants to hear while getting frisky: “Was that it?” But good news, Texas, according to a new survey from sleep-focused website NapLab, the Lone Star State is officially ranked as one of the longest-lasting lovers in America. Who knew they were clocking our horizontal cardio?

Bigger (and Longer) In Texas

NapLab surveyed 3,400 Americans nationwide, asking them how long their intimate encounters typically last. The results? Texans are clearly pacing themselves like it’s a marathon and not a sprint.

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While 90% of Texans surveyed said they’re satisfied with how long they last in bed, 10% confessed they’re not quite as thrilled.

How Long Do Texans Last?

The short answer is 31 minutes of glory. That’s longer than a sitcom without commercials. Longer than your average wait at a Buc-ee’s bathroom. Heck, longer than most people can survive a West Texas summer without a cold drink.

That puts Texas near the top of the leaderboard nationally for sexual stamina, right up there with the likes of Alaska (who also knows a thing or two about long nights).

National Sex Day

Whether it's a coincidence or not, National Sex Day falls on June 9th, or 6/9. That's really subtle there, calendar gods. And what better way to celebrate than by recognizing that Texas is officially one of America’s MVPs in the bedroom?

So go forth, Texas. Be proud. Be passionate. And if anyone ever doubts your stamina, just flash ‘em the stats and say: “Everything’s bigger, and longer, in the Lone Star State.”