Nick Nadel

Just when we’ve finally gotten over the Kim Kardashian/Kris Humphries split, it looks like there’s a new national nightmare to keep us up at night — Ashton Kutcher has quit Twitter. Deep breath. We’ll get through this together.

Arch West, creator of the beloved Doritos snack chips, has passed away at the age of 97. West’s relatives revealed said that they would (no joke) sprinkle tasty Doritos in his grave. Doritos: they’re even more delicious in the afterlife. In honor of the late inventor of the greatest chips of all time, we present our favorite vintage Jay Leno Doritos ads.