Hey! I’m Jo Pincushion. I'm an aspiring singer, comedian, writer, blogger, writer, actor, and reality TV star. I may have a lot on my plate, but I’m always happy to create. I hope my snarky writing catches the attention of the general public, and I bring laughter and happiness to large amounts of people. You can catch me around Philadelphia, enjoying horror, haunted houses and supporting various artists in this great city. Feel free to stop by my website www.jopincushion.com
10 Things We Aren’t Thankful for This Year
Thanksgiving is just a few days away. Where has the time gone? As you prepare your menu, it's time to reflect on what you're thankful for. But as always, there are a few things that we could really have done without this year. Hurricanes, superstorms and other freakish weather systems, for example, don't deserve our gratitude. Here are 10 things we aren't thankful for:
Watch This Russian Grandmother Teach a Wolf a Lesson … With An Axe!
Russian women don't mess around. Did this elderly Russian woman scream for help when she was attacked by a wolf? Nope. She went all Liam Neeson on it, showing the beast that in Russia, you don't attack an old lady, OLD LADY ATTACKS YOU!
10 Deep-Fried Dishes We’d Like to Invent
America is obsessed with deep-fried foods. You better make an appointment with your cardiologist, because the deep-fried phenomenon isn't going away anytime soon. It looks like there is no limit when it comes to the culinary artform that is deep fried cooking. What will they come up with next? Maybe they'll start deep frying asparagus soon—we doubt it, but you never know. Well, we might as well in
10 Forms of I.D. That Won’t Be Accepted on Election Day
It's almost time to cast your vote for the 2012 presidential election, and in some states it's important that you present valid photo I.D. Otherwise you could be prevented from casting your vote, which would deprive you of performing your civic duty. Don't worry—we're here to help you! Here is a list of 10 forms of I.D. that won't be accepted on election day:
Watch the Luckiest Guy On Earth Survive an Insane Car Crash
This may not be the smartest driver we've ever seen, but he sure is the luckiest.
What to Say to Trick-or-Treaters Without a Costume
Pretty clearly, the best part of Halloween is that you dress up in a fun costume and walk around acquiring delicious candy. Who doesn't love that? We're really excited to see all the trick-or-treaters in their best outfits this year. We've got our bags of candy ready, and we're giving away prizes for the best costumes we see. However, we cannot abide a certain type of trick-or-treater. You know th
Breakfast Cereal Mascots Get Creepy Makeover
All of our favorite sugar-filled breakfast treats are forever tainted thanks to Guillermo Fajardo.
10 Ways to Carve Your Pumpkin This Halloween
The best part about Halloween is the pumpkin. On a nice fall day you head on over to the local pumpkin patch and pick out the perfect specimen. Then you and your friends or family get together to carve your masterpiece and cook some delicious pumpkin seeds. Choosing the perfect method to carve your pumpkin is key, so we came up with 10 ideas you may not have thought of for how to carve your pumpki
10 Ways to Traumatize Your Kids This Halloween — The Funnies
Halloween isn't just about candy and haunted houses—it's about creating lifelong memories with your kids. You can take them to a pumpkin patch and carve a pumpkin, you can pick out a design together and then build the best costume ever. There are so many wholesome activities to share with your darling children. Or ... you could traumatize them. Let's not forget, Halloween is also about playing ma
Nun Steals Four Loko From Convenience Store
Someone needs to tell her that they took all the good stuff out two years ago.
10 Jobs Big Bird Should Apply for Once Romney Fires Him — The Funnies
Americans found out on Wednesday what Mitt Romney has planned if he becomes president: He will cut funding for PBS, effectively firing Big Bird. Romney still claims to "love Big Bird," he just says the country can't afford to pay for the channel. In this economy, our large, yellow feathered friend better start looking for a new job now just in case Romney follows through with his threat.
10 Things We Wish Obama and Romney Had Debated — The Funnies
So how 'bout that debate? Obama and Romney put on their best I-hope-undecided-voters-like-this-color ties and then didn't even have the courtesy to commit any major gaffes for all of us to mock. We also feel like there are a few special topics that went completely unaddressed on Wednesday night, and we worry they may not even come up in the next two debates. It's time that these topics are brought