Here's a story that was definitely a pain in the rear end for one woman when she was impaled in the buttocks after she crashed her car from texting and driving. We can't make this stuff up.

According to KUSA TV in Colorado, after dropping off her kids at school, a woman tried to text her co-worker that she was running late, only to run into a guardrail as she looked down at her phone. The guardrail went through the woman's thigh and through her buttocks.

After firefighters cut the pole with a saw to get her out of her truck, she was rushed to the hospital where she received a countless amount of stitches, and probably the lesson of her life. After 4 days, she was released from the hospital and continues to recover. Although, I'm sure she'll be the butt of many jokes for years to come.

On a serious note, it is a good thing that the lady survived. But, many don't. Please remember, do yourself and others a favor, and don't text and drive. It can wait.