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Ten Guys You’ll Meet at the Bar in Abilene

If you’ve ever set foot in a bar then you will find these ’10’ types of guys to be very familiar. I’m sure you’ve been approached by any number of these probably all in the same night.


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1

The Rich Guy

 

 

This is the guy who walks into the bar, wearing his work suit, with a wallet full of cash and flaunts it. He buys everyone’s drinks all night to make himself seem popular. Only thing is…the people he’s buying drinks for will only be around as long as the cash is, these aren’t REAL friends.

 

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2

The Gym Rat

 

 

The guy who comes to the bar AFTER he’s worked out, and hopefully showered. He’s usually wearing clothes that are a size to small in order to show off his muscles. And they like to look in every mirror they pass by.

 

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3

The Play-ah

 

 

Oh, you know this guy. He’s the one that’s so cool no one else in the bar comes close. He’s got all the swagger and style, knows all the right things to say, has all the right friends and has probably dated every girl within arms reach….or wants to. He doesn’t have a ‘type’ of girl; he likes ‘all’ girls.

 

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4

The Shy Guy

 

 

This is the guy who stands back and watches more than anything. He may or may not approach you, but if he does it’s like pulling to teeth to have a conversation. He wants to ask you out but may not have the confidence to do so.

 

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5

The Loud Mouth

 

 

This guy wants to be ‘seen’ and is usually quite obnoxious. He will yell at his buddy’s from across the bar just so you turn and look. He appears to be the most fun guy in the room. More than likely before the night is over he will be thrown out of the bar or end up in a fight….you know, cuz of his mouth.

 

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6

The Guys Guy

 

 

This is the guy who doesn’t need a girl. He’s got his friends, is confident in himself (but not overly so), can talk with girls but fits in with the guys too. He’s probably not looking for anything except to hang out and have a drink or two and then he’s off to do his own thing. I like these guys!

 

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7

The Pick-Up Line King

 

 

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again? You must be tired, because you’ve been running through my dreams all night? Need I say more!—-Avoid, avoid, avoid.

 

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8

The Funny Guy

 

 

This guy tries to compensate for his short comings, whatever they maybe, by being the jokester. He’s going to go out of his way to impress with his humor and quick wit. Maybe it works, maybe not, but they are usually pretty fun.

 

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9

The Intellectual

 

 

This guy tries to impress with his smarts but sometimes comes off a know it all and makes you try to feel inferior. He gets defensive if you correct him on his grammar or a false piece of info he’s thrown your way. Move on you don’t need this kind of negativity in your life.

 

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10

The Creepy Guy

 

 

He stares a little too long, becomes intrusive, follows you around or maybe just gives off a bad vibe. My advice on this one is ….. run, really fast.

 

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