Hocus Pocus Presto Whamo Poof! You’re A Roofer
I was sitting with my friend Tommy at his watering hole/restaurant. We were trying to solve the worlds problems, when out of nowhere Tommy says, "know what we need here in Abilene and the Big Country?" I said "no Tommy but I'm afraid you're gonna tell me". What came out of his mouth next didn't settle well with me cause I knew the problems it brings. He said "We need a goo