California always has exciting high-speed car chases. Well, here in Texas we are a little more laid back; we have SLOW-speed forklift chases. It's kind of like lawn mower racing but not really. Yes, some moron always has to do something stupid, make the national news and make us all look like idiots. You know someone is out there saying "look at those stupid redneck Texans". In this case they would be correct.