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'Scary Movie 5′ Review

Jordan Hoffman — Fri, 12 Apr 2013 17:37:59 +0000

My disdain of the 'Scary Movie' franchise came early. I distinctly recall seeing the 'Scary Movie 2' poster, which featured Kathleen Robertson wearing a t-shirt that says "I See Dead People." This isn't a joke. It's just a reference. It isn't clever, it isn't witty - it's just saying a thing from another movie. It's not funny.

Almost 10 years later, 'Scary Movie 5' still suffers from this debilitating problem. There is absolutely nothing funny about going 'Inception'-style into Christian Grey's S&M room and having Mike Tyson show up. Yet, if you are somehow able to ignore the lowest common denominator pop culture appearances (I hesitate to even call them jokes) there are a great number of truly amusing gags and examples of rapid fire dialogue zings. Put bluntly: when the film is freed from the shackles of its referencing mandate, there's some good, dopey humor in here. Much to my surprise, I laughed out loud a good half-dozen times.

'Anger Management': Lindsay Lohan Goes Sailor Moon in First-Look Photos

Kevin Fitzpatrick — Thu, 28 Mar 2013 23:00:34 +0000

Prior to serving out whatever sentence TMZ tells us about, the always-entertaining Lindsay Lohan managed to squeeze in a quick job with Charlie Sheen for his ongoing FX comedy 'Anger Managment.' The notoriously-troubled Hollywood starlet will of course play herself in the April 11 outing, but how would you like a first look? Get a sneak peek of Lindsay Lohan and her crazy outfit for the upcoming season of 'Anger Management' inside!

Twitter Split on Lindsay Lohan Trial

Emerald Catron — Mon, 18 Mar 2013 19:04:56 +0000

Lindsay Lohan managed to show up to court almost an hour late this morning, after taking an overnight flight on a private jet sponsored by an energy drink from New York to LA. She got glitter-bombed on the way in, so at least she's looking fabulous.

'Machete Kills' Will Not Bring Back Lindsay Lohan, Probably 'Cause She's Crazy

Nick Romano — Wed, 30 Jan 2013 19:00:42 +0000

Robert Rodriguez's 'Machete Kills' is back on track after a potentially disastrous lawsuit threatened to shut down production entirely, and one aspect of the film we can all look forward to is the return of multiple characters from the first film. Danny Trejo, Jessica Alba and Michelle Rodriguez will be reprising their roles, but it seems that 'Machete Kill'-ed Lindsay Lohan -- meaning she won't be coming back.

'The Canyons' Releases a 30s-Style Teaser, and It's Still Looking Bad

Britt Hayes — Thu, 03 Jan 2013 00:36:09 +0000

A new teaser for Bret Easton Ellis and Paul Schrader's 'The Canyons' has emerged, boasting a 1930s influence along with more Lindsay Lohan, porn star James Deen, and yes, it's still not looking very good.

The 10 Best Tweets About 'Liz and Dick'

Amanda Ferris — Mon, 26 Nov 2012 21:11:22 +0000

While many have hoped that Lifetime's biopic about the elegant Elizabeth Taylor and the dashing Richard Burton may have helped bring Lindsay Lohan's career back, it turned out to be the one thing Lohan must've been dreading: a comedy fest for the audience. Now, for your viewing pleasure, we've compiled a list of the top ten best tweets about this unintentional comedic movie.

'The Canyons' Gets a Retro Teaser Trailer That Isn't Making Us Feel Any Better About It

Britt Hayes — Tue, 09 Oct 2012 00:00:33 +0000

Author and noted eccentric Bret Easton Ellis and Paul Schrader have been working to put the finishing touches on 'The Canyons,' their crowd-funded drama starring Lindsay Lohan and porn star James Deen, and now you can (sort of) see what those crazy kids have been up to with the first official teaser trailer.

Watch Lindsay Lohan, Tina Fey and Amy Poehler Rap in This Lost Audition Video

Mike Sampson — Fri, 28 Sep 2012 18:41:03 +0000

Before Lindsay Lohan was Lindsay Lohan, she was just another teenage actress and a pretty good one at that. It's hard to imagine a time when Lindsay Lohan was hanging out with Tina Fey and Amy Poehler but back in the days before 'Mean Girls' hit theaters, they were doing exactly that.

Lindsay Lohan Fights and Fornicates in Lifetime's 'Liz & Dick' Trailer

Kevin Fitzpatrick — Fri, 21 Sep 2012 17:00:28 +0000

Oh, that poor Lindsay Lohan. Just when it seems her life has gotten somewhat back on track, there's all manner of hoopla placing her at odds with her role in 'Scary Movie 5,' or compounding Amanda Bynes' recent auto troubles with a light fender-bender of her own. Now, however, the spotlight truly shines on the notoriously stroubled starlet, as Lifetime has released the first official trailer for Lohan's "comeback" release Elizabeth Taylor biopic 'Liz & Dick'! But who's under more scrutiny in the clip? Lohan or Taylor herself?

Lindsay Lohan Arrested (Again) — Another Ploy to Get Out of 'Scary Movie 5′?

Nick Romano — Wed, 19 Sep 2012 14:34:48 +0000

Lindsay Lohan claimed she's a newly reformed actress ready to make good on her commitments, but old habits are hard to break. Since filming began on 'Scary Movie 5,' which she's set to appear in with fellow "reformed" mess Charlie Sheen, she "missed every meeting" and skipped out on wardrobe fittings in an attempt to get out of the film. Not to mention she was found unconscious while filming 'Liz & Dick' and got in a serious car accident, which also violated the insurance policy she signed with Lifetime for the flick. Now she's getting into even more shenanigans as just this morning she was arrested for hitting a man with her porsche in New York City. What do you think? Is this yet another attempt to get herself fired from 'Scary Movie 5'?

James Franco to Direct a Film on the Life of Lindsay Lohan?

Mike Sampson — Thu, 16 Aug 2012 12:59:20 +0000

Oh, James Franco… The actor who has made a career out of being unpredictable has done it again. Franco will direct an untitled film that will chart the very different lives of himself and Lindsay Lohan. Yes, we know. WTF. Read on for the best explanation we can offer…

Lindsay Lohan's Bizarre Request on the Set of Her Latest Movie Will Shock You

Shauna Wright — Wed, 01 Aug 2012 17:22:44 +0000

Lindsay Lohan has never been all that shy about showing off her bare body parts, even recently appearing in a nude pictorial in Playboy. But on the set of her new movie, the 26-year-old actress was so nervous about shooting a sex scene that she insisted the entire crew strip down to their boxers so she’d feel more comfortable.

Lindsay Lohan Violated Insurance Rules; Is 'Liz and Dick' in Jeopardy?

Shauna Wright — Wed, 20 Jun 2012 16:30:06 +0000

A couple weeks ago, Lindsay Lohan‘s rented Porsche hit the back of a semi and totaled the pricey sports car. She initially claimed she wasn’t driving at the time — a big fat lie — but now we know why she was so anxious to say she was in the passenger seat.

Oh, Lindsay: Lohan to Team With Porn Star For Next Film

Sean O'Connell — Tue, 12 Jun 2012 16:02:14 +0000

This seemed inevitable. In fact, most of you probably are surprised it took this long. But for her next “acting” gig, Lindsay Lohan will appear opposite a porn star. And that, my friends, is the death knell ringing on a once-promising career. OK, so maybe the project has a little more credibility than we’re suggesting [...]

Lindsay Lohan Doesn't Really Understand the Concept of Pictionary

Jeremy Taylor — Fri, 02 Mar 2012 18:10:53 +0000

Lindsay Lohan is doing quite the tour of NBC this week. The actress turned tabloid disaster will host ‘Saturday Night Live‘ on Saturday, did an interview on ‘Today’ Thursday morning, and stopped by ‘Late Night With Jimmy Fallon’ Thursday evening.

During her appearance on ‘Late Night,’ Lohan further proved that she will do whatever it takes to get back in our good graces by playing Pictionary with Fallon and two audience members. So how did she do?

Lindsay Lohan to Play Elizabeth Taylor? It Could Happen

Shauna Wright — Tue, 10 Jan 2012 17:03:52 +0000

From jail to Playboy to…Elizabeth Taylor? That seems to be Lindsay Lohan’s most recent career trajectory, as the actress is currently in talks to play the late screen legend in a TV movie.

Lindsay Lohan Has Her Chanel Back, Hawaiian Thief Can Keep the $10K

Kathy Landin — Mon, 12 Dec 2011 21:50:24 +0000

After some intense hours, Lindsay Lohan, who’s vacationing after completing less than a day of her 30-day jail sentence, has been reunited with her $5,000 purse and her passport, although she’s out about $10,000 in cash. At least the Chanel is safe.

Lindsay Lohan Is Out of Jail Already! Facility Couldn't Hold Her

Bob Sassone — Mon, 07 Nov 2011 15:59:33 +0000

Now we can add one more thing to the list of things shorter than the Kim Kardashian-Kris Humphries marriage: the jail stay of Lindsay Lohan.

TMZ reports that the troubled actress has already been released from jail. She was supposed to stay at the Century Regional Detention Facility in Lynwood, CA for 30 days, but was released early this morning at 1:30 a.m. after residing there for a whopping four and a half hours.

Lindsay Lohan Sentenced to 30 Days in Jail for Violating Her Probation

Shauna Wright — Wed, 02 Nov 2011 19:35:45 +0000

Like a real-life game of Monopoly, Lindsay Lohan is again going directly to jail.

During a court appearance on Wednesday, she admitted violating her probation and has been ordered to turn herself in before November 9 to begin serving a 30-day sentence in the Los Angeles County Jail. However, a sheriff’s department spokesperson says Lohan will likely serve just 20 percent of that sentence, or six days, due to overcrowding.

Lindsay Lohan's Dad Michael Arrested Hours After Jail Release [VIDEO]

Bob Sassone — Thu, 27 Oct 2011 15:10:14 +0000

While everyone is thinking about Lindsay Lohan and her ongoing legal and personal problems, her dad Michael Lohan also continues to get himself in trouble.

TMZ reports that Michael Lohan was arrested yet again early this morning in Florida. He tried to contact his girlfriend Kate Major, who told police Lohan was calling and showing up at her house.