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Bees Make Themselves Way Too Comfortable in Car
There's quite a buzz brewing in Jacksonville, Illinois.
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Make Your Own Cronuts!
Cronuts have taken over New York City (and the internet) in a big way. The hybrid croissant-doughnuts are only available at one bakery, and when they're gone madness ensues. People are scalping pastries, folks. There's a cronut black market on Craigslist, where you can have one delivered to you for $40. There are bootleg "doissants." It's insanity.
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Economy Adds 175,000 Jobs, Unemployment Rate Rises Slightly to 7.6%
Job growth in May beat economists' expectations, coming in at 175,000 new positions added, which aligns closely with the yearly average. The unemployment rate rose ever so slightly, from 7.5 percent to 7.6 percent, a result of more people entering the work force, according to the Labor Department.
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Heroic Dog Saves Life of Newborn Found in Garbage
There's a reason dogs are called man's best friend.
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Comedian Nathan Fielder Gets Teens to Play STD Prank on Parents
Comedian Nathan Fielder is making good use of his power on Twitter. He's been coming up with a number of pranks for people to play on their parents/friends and having them send him the often-hilarious results. This time he told his legion of followers to text their parents asking if it's illegal not to tell somebody you gave them an STD and say they were asking for a friend. These are the results. Keep fighting the good fight, Nathan Fielder.
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High Schooler’s Hot Sauce Prank Makes Him Public Enemy Number One
A high school student is going from hot sauce to hot water.
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Man Demands To Go to Jail After Running Out of Video Games
A man under house arrest in New Zealand wanted to go to jail because he’d run out of video games to play. What the Halo was he thinking?
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Deadbeat Dad With 22 Kids Is As Charmingly Confused As You’d Expect Him to Be
Were it not for George Washington, you could argue that Orlando Shaw is actually the father of our country.
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YouTubers Make a Touching Video to Get Homeless People to Smile
A group more known for getting laughs has decided to get smiles, instead.
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8 Reasons Why Cell Phones Should Be Replaced With Baby Sloths
Two things people just can't seem to get enough of on the internet these days: replacing things with other things via Photoshop, and adorable baby sloths. So how on Earth are we the first people to put the two sensations together at last? We don't know, but we *do* know that once you see these pictures of cell phones replaced by baby sloths, that virtual sloth app on your phone will no longer cut it. (We're looking at you, Kristen Bell.) See how much cuter these photos are when the cell phones are replaced with baby sloths.
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Can’t Afford Google Glass? Maybe You Should Consider GooOgle Glasses
Sure, it would be awesome to own a pair of Google Glass, but like our moms said on Christmas morning '91 when there was no SNES under the tree, "Blah blah blah what am I made of money blah blah blah?"
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The Best Tweets From the ‘Prancercise’ Lady
Attention everyone: the lady who launched Prancercise, the internet's favorite new exercise craze, is back. That's right folks-- horse fanatic Joanna Rohrback is now on Twitter, where we can learn important tips on how to live the Prancercise lifestyle.