Unabashed lover of large breasts, pornography, foul mouths, and loud music. Childhood diagnosis of Oppositional Defiant Disorder is possibly related to current position as Associate Editor and only female employee at GuySpeed.
Useless and Biased Study Proves Nothing About Sex on the First Date [OPINION]
A new "science" study claims that sex on the first date may harm relationships, but when we asked it to elaborate, it backed away slowly while we stared at it. It was weird.
No Bottle Opener? You’re Not Screwed
Ever tried to be all romantic while wooing a babe by bringing a bottle of wine somewhere, only to realize you didn't bring an opener? How embarrassing for you. Watch this video, and you won't end up in the ER next time. How are those cuts healing, by the way?
Kids are the Funniest Humans on Earth and This Tumblr is Proof
'David After the Dentist' recently broke 116 Million views on YouTube. This is pretty solid proof that little kids are a lot funnier than adults, and we've found the ultimate collection of kids being hilarious.
Never Bang Your Unicorn — The [Fairer Se]X Files
The kind of unicorn I'm talking about may not have a horn and a mane, but it's definitely a mythical creature.
Go Here: The Magic Gardens in Philadelphia
Like most awesome things in life, the Philadelphia Magic Gardens (PMG) on South Street in downtown Philly is a labor of love. So we're clear -- this is the work of one man.
Go Here: Foamhenge in Virginia
While a trip across the pond might be cost-prohibitive, fear not! You can still experience the grandeur of Stonehenge (plus a lot of weirdness and wizard statues) in Natural Bridge, VA.
Put Down the Axe — Good Advice For Murderers and Body Spray Lovers Alike
Please, stop using Axe Body Spray. You're ruining everything.
Go Here: Trampoline Walkway in Russia
Surely there is no better way to travel.
Serbian Village Issues Real Public Health Warning About Imaginary Loose Vampire
Guess this means 'True Blood' has finally made it to syndicated Serbian television.
Go Here: Georgia Aquarium in Atlanta
Topped only by Singapore, the Georgia Aquarium is the second largest aquarium in the entire world and was funded almost entirely by a $250 million donation from the co-founder of Home Depot, Bernard Marcus. When someone donates that much money towards a passion, you know you're in for some…
OK Stupid, Time to Get Better at Online Dating
Online dating has become pretty standard practice these days, but many people still can't seem to master the art of the mating dance. Fortunately for us, this resulting Tumblr tag provides plenty of laughs, and also helps us know what not to say. Not that we need the help, or anything (we …
Go Here: Hostel in the Forest in Brunswick, GA
In my long-standing birthday tradition of 'getting the hell outta dodge,' I took a birthday road trip through Georgia last May, and along the way I spent a night at the Hostel in the Forest, a hostel where each rentable room is a standalone treehouse. If you've ever desired to live th…