Unabashed lover of large breasts, pornography, foul mouths, and loud music. Childhood diagnosis of Oppositional Defiant Disorder is possibly related to current position as Associate Editor and only female employee at GuySpeed.
Joseph Gordon-Levitt — Steal His Style
Joseph Gordon-Levitt somehow manages to make jeans look dressy, and we can all learn a thing or two from a dude who gets away with not wearing a suit.
Not Gay? Perfect, Read This Immediately — The Fairer Sex Files
If Google analytics are correct, then you, dear reader, are a straight male, like Macklemore here. I dare you to read this anyway.
I’m Not Scared of Anything Normal, I’m Only Scared of Mr. Bean — The Fairer Sex Files
Most people are scared of normal things like dying, or being trampled by a pack of wild elephants. If you ask me, both of those things seem fine...and mostly inevitable, given my life trajectory thus far. My greatest fear? You're looking at him.
‘Weekend at Bernie’s II’ — Different Than We Remember
If you haven't revisited 'Weekend at Bernie's II' as an adult, cancel your plans and rent this movie tonight. Trust me.
Go Here: The Spam Museum in Minnesota
A visit to their website will tell you that "few experiences in life are as meaningful and meaty-filled as those you’ll have at the magnificent SPAM Museum." Such a grandiose claim is enough to pique our interest.
Go Here: Slip ‘N Slide Off a Cliff in Utah
Honestly, all 265 acres of Hyrum State Park in Cache County, UT is worth a visit. If you're looking for adventure though, you'll pack a tarp and head to the dam.
What I Learned in My Week Without a Smartphone — The Fairer Sex Files
There are times in my life (for instance, when in the presence of Andrew W.K.) where I am unspeakably grateful to have a tool in my pocket to document my increasingly-ridiculous life. A couple of weeks ago, I found myself phone-less in the Big Apple for almost an entire week. Things got really weird…
Watch This Hilarious Mashup of ‘Home Alone’ and ‘Argo’
We're big fans of the video mashup, especially when it combines two things that should never, ever be combined: Like Kevin McCallister and the Iranian hostage crisis, for example.
Go Here: Santos Party House
When it's time to party, you should probably party hard, correct? Well there's no better place to do it than in a club co-owned by the master of partying, Andrew W.K.
I Think Guy Fieri Might Be The Answer to World Peace — The Fairer Sex Files
There's so much in the way of world peace that it can sometimes feel like we'll never get there. As humans, we all have opinions and desires that clash with those of others, and our fierce defense of those things often leads to un-bridgeable gaps that divide us, creating conflict. I think …
Guide to Dating #47 — Don’t Give Your Girlfriend Breath Mints For Valentines Day Like Brad…
Listen, I had plenty of pictures of the actual Brad and Angelina, but here is something you have to know, if we're going to be friends: I will always, always choose a photo of wax museum statues.
Go Here: Pony Swim and Penning Carnival in Assateague
Despite what the Rolling Stones might have you believe, wild horses could definitely drag you away. Take a trip to Assateague and find out for yourself.