Woman Makes Death Threats Because She Keeps Losing the Lottery
Talk about being a sore loser.
Total Non-Germaphobe Swigs Beer From a Roof Shingle
The phrase "drinks are on the house" has never been so literal.
Scissors Stuck in Man’s Stomach Since 1998 Finally Removed
You can forgive this man for complaining about sharp pains in his stomach.
Sweet, Sweet Vengeance — Heroic Trucker Flying-Kicks Biker Who Stole His Phone
We have our first candidate for Biggest Badass of 2017.
Foul-Mouthed Amazon Echo Suggests All Kinds of Porn — To a Toddler [NSFW]
It's possible Alexa has a case of Tourette's.
Kiss Cam Hero — Hockey Fan Smooches His Beer Instead of His Girlfriend
The spurned lady, who takes it surprisingly well, should maybe think about where she stands in the pecking order.
This High School Running Back Is Utterly Impossible to Tackle
Now THAT is how you perform in the state championship.
Cop Pulls Over Helpless Speeding Driver, Winds Up Tying His Tie
Relations with police were not exactly at an all-time high in 2016, but they appear to be ending on a good note.
This Is the Scariest Way to Make Sure No One Gets Your ATM Code
Want to make sure your ATM code doesn't fall into the wrong hands?
Let Your DNA Find You the Perfect Beer — For a Measly $32,000
Microbrews, meet micro-yous.
Meet the Beer Snob Who Won’t Stop Bothering You
You want to drink beer. You do not want to drink in the knowledge of beer this guy has.
Missing ID Gets Perfect Use From Grateful Underage Person Who Found It
This woman made some great use out of a fake ID that was all too real.