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I'm a 25 year rock radio veteran. I consider myself a well-rounded entertainer who focuses on comedy, pop culture, technology and sports…but the listeners know better and only listen because they were forced to. Because of my irreverent presence on air, a local church even formed a prayer group specifically for saving my soul. In all serious, I'm the dude you hear on the radio and see all over Facebook. I'm married with 2 kids and more pets than the city law allows. I have lots of tattoos and love ranch dressing. My wife makes my lunch every day and I typically drink more coffee than Juan Valdez. I love NASCAR, the New York Yankees, Chicago Blackhawks, Houston Texans, Houston Astros and Houston Rockets. My back hurts.
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Hilarious ‘Family Feud’ Answer to ‘Fully Loaded’ Question Turns Sexual

Family Feud used to be known as a 'family' show, but since Steve Harvey took over the show, it has become funnier and less family-friendly.

In a recent episode, Harvey asked a contestant to name something that's "fully loaded". His response was "my man region". Surprisingly, that was a correct answer.

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Random Things to Do in Abilene When You’re Bored

You've all heard the jokes about Abilene being boring. Heck, there are t-shirts that say "Keep Abilene Boring" and people call this place "AbiLame".

Well, we decided to come up with a list of things to do to add a little excitement to your life in this boring town.

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Will Ferrell & Chad Smith Joined by Red Hot Chili Peppers During Drum-Off on ‘The Tonight Show’ [VIDEOS]

If you didn't stay awake to watch the drum-off, between Will Ferrell and Chad Smith, on 'The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon,' then you missed one of the greatest nights in late-night history.

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Fun Things to Do With That Phone Book You’ll Never Use

It never fails, whether at home or work (or both), phone books mysteriously show up. One thing we know about phone books is that they must travel in packs, because I typically get 8-10 a year that I'll never, ever use.

Thanks to the internet, we no longer have a need for phone books. I'm still not sure why people insist on murdering trees just so millions of phone books can go unopened each year.

So these poor trees don't die in vain, I have come up with a list of ways you can use your phone book.

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Find an Animal Identical to Your Deceased Pet With ‘PetMatch’ App – Pain’s Package

Just when you thought your apps couldn't get any freakier then comes an app that helps you find an animal that looks like your deceased pet.

A little less freaky than cloning, right?

This app is called PetMatch.

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Vote For Your Favorite Restaurant for Dessert – The Best of Abilene

The goal of The Best of Abilene is simply to identify the very best business in each category, according to you, the public. We believe the best judge of a great business is the consumer, not some out of touch panel of judges.

We'd love to know which restaurant is your favorite for Dessert in Abilene and the surrounding area.

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Vote Now for Your Favorite Bar – The Best of Abilene

The goal of The Best of Abilene is simply to identify the very best business in each category, according to you, the public. We believe the best judge of a great business is the consumer, not some out of touch panel of judges.

Your votes have been counted and we have a winner of Best Bar in Abilene and the surrounding area.

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Vote Now for Your Favorite BBQ Restaurant – The Best of Abilene

The goal of The Best of Abilene is simply to identify the very best business in each category, according to you, the public. We believe the best judge of a great business is the consumer, not some out of touch panel of judges.

Your votes have been counted and we have a winner of Best BBQ in Abilene and the surrounding area.

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