Emerald Catron has written for Asylum, Lemondrop, MyDaily and Daily Fill. She is one half of rap duo Dem Shortybooz and is a comedic performer around NYC. Follow her on Twitter @emeraldcatron
15 Reasons Why You Should Love Aaron Paul (If You Somehow Don’t Already)
'Breaking Bad' is almost back! We're excited to have the show back, but we're extra-excited for the quantity of Aaron Paul in our lives to increase. You should be too. Here's why.
15 Reasons We’re All Secretly George Costanza
You might think you're a Charlotte or a Miranda. But you're not. Nobody is. Everybody is actually a Costanza.
The Video That Will Make You Love Porcupines
If you've ever had to take your dog to the vet to have quills removed from his face, you're probably not the biggest fan of porcupines. This could be the video that wins you back.
Kanye Quest 3030 Is the RPG You Should Be Playing
This is Kanye West. He's going on a Kanye Quest!!! AAAH! Kanye Quest 3030 is a new RPG you should definitely be playing if you like to play old school 2D RPGs.
Pug Can’t Handle the End of ‘Homeward Bound’
If you thought you couldn't handle the end of 'Homeward Bound' before, just wait til you watch this video.
Literal Listicles Is the Greatest New Tumblr
There are literally three signs you're into math, and here they are. Literal Listicles is a new Tumblr quickly gaining popularity -- over 2,500 followers in two days. It's not hard to understand why; we are inundated with listicles, and the world is hungry for a send-up.
10 Life Hacks for Summer
Summer doesn't have to be all sticky fingers and screaming in outrage at overly buoyant straws. It turns out it's actually quite easy to enjoy the best season of the year -- all you need are these few simple life hacks. (And to man up and increase your tolerance for high temperatures.)
Former President George H.W. Bush Shaved Head for Child With Cancer
Regardless of your politics, you have to admit this is a class move by former President George H.W. Bush.
Cat Reacts to Seeing Owner After Six Months
This pretty much sums up the love/hate relationship all cat owners have with their pets. Specifically, we love them, and they hate us. This is the typical cat's reaction to its owner going on leave for six months. We think it's probably pretty accurate...
Oxford English Dictionary Redefining Marriage
If Congress doesn't want to redefine marriage, the Oxford English Dictionary will just do it themselves. After all, that's their job.
‘In the Way Guy’ Ruins All the Pictures
It started simply enough (as these things tend to do), with a redditor posting this picture with the headline "Tried to get a photo of our proposal ... nailed it!" On its own, it's pretty hilarious. But the internet wasn't done with this photobombing guy. Not yet.
Why German Is Such a Scary Language
This pretty much proves it -- German is a terrifying language. Let the helpful folks at the Copy Cat Channel show you why. Here are a variety of words presented in French, English, Italian, Spanish and German. Notice only one translation makes you feel like peeing your pants a little bit...