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Obama and Mckayla Maroney Are Very Disappointed In… Something
President Obama met with the 2012 United States Olympic Gymnastics Team and... well... you can see what happened for yourself.
German Man Caught With Complete Mobile Office In Car
Got a GPS in your car? Maybe an iPod? Maybe you're really fancy and you use a hands-free cellphone kit? You've got nothing on this unnamed German man, who rigged an entire mobile office in his car.
Trossen Robotics Builds The BoogieBot
This is not technically called the BoogieBot. It's a hexapod robot called the PhantomX built from a kit and controlled via radio that you can buy from Trossen Robotics' website. But you've got admit, this robot has some moves in that opening...
Bell Ringer Nearly Gets Her Bell Rung
Ringing bells, it turns out, is not a job for the inexperienced. That's something Helen Springthorpe learned the hard way when things went... a bit wrong.
Is YouTube Making Us… Smarter?
Anybody who's been to YouTube quickly becomes cynical about the future of the human race, particularly when you read the comments to... well... any video. But this PBS video argues that YouTube actually makes you smarter by lowering barriers to learning about literally any topic. And we have to ad…
‘The Magic School Bus’ Gets A Gritty Reboot In Fan Film
Ever wonder what would happen if Hollywood decided The Magic School Bus needed to become dark and serious? Moving Mind Studios decided to tackle the question and made their very own gritty reboot. And yes, the whole cast is there, right down to their taglines...
Pointer Pointer Points Out Your Mouse Pointer
We've all had that problem of not knowing exactly where our mouse pointer is. So the Pointer Pointer recruits some people from the Internet to find it for you.
Rep. Paul Broun’s Biggest Challenger In The Election? Charles Darwin
Paul Broun represents the college town of Athens, GA, and ran unopposed for his seat. That doesn't mean, however, that he didn't have a challenger. Several challengers, in fact.
Tisha UnArmed Demonstrates How To Go Through The Drive-Thru With No Arms
We've previously shown you Tisha getting dressed and making a sandwich. Now she demonstrates how she goes through the drive-thru at McDonald's. Probably the most amusing part of the video is the fact that Tisha does this so often, the employees just treat it as a typical day on the job..…
Meet the Girl Who Has to Drink Six Pints of Milk a Day Just to Survive
Do you like milk? Like, do you really like milk? Holly Lindley, a British nine-year-old, really likes milk. Good thing too, because she's got to drink six pints of it a day to survive.
Kittens Are The Most Adorable Sports Fans
Ask anybody who owns a cat: Cats love sports. Not because they love the interplay of human achievement at the highest level with physics and chance, or because they love statistics and analysis. No, they love sports because a small ball goes flying around, riveting their attention...
Woman “Shot Dead” At Wheel Just Drunk Zombie
Some costumes are awesome in their cleverness, or awesome in their humor, or awesome because they're so convincing. Of course, sometimes a convincing costume will cost you, as an anonymous Birmingham woman found out.