Dan Seitz
800 Pound Teen Has To Be Cut Out Of Her House
Georgia Davis is not your normal teenager. She’s unfortunately got some fairly serious medical problems that made her extremely overweight. How overweight? Try 835 pounds.
Will Smith Gives Kissy Reporter a Love Tap
Most of the time, when a celebrity smacks a reporter, it’s because the celeb is being a huge ego case. In Will Smith’s case, though, we’ve got to agree with him. Especially considering the circumstances.
Treat Your Momma Right, The Gary Busey Way
Jimmy Kimmel is pretty funny. Fortunately, he’s also humble enough to defer to people who are even funnier than he is, which is why he aired some of Gary Busey’s advice for Mother’s Day. Here’s what Busey had to say; see if you agree.
Drunk Driver Had Monkey In His Truck
Any police officer will tell you that dealing with a drunk driver can be extremely strange. After all, drunk people aren’t noted for their calm, reasonable reactions to a stressful situation, or their refusal to engage in ridiculous hijinks. Still, one drunk driver might take the cake, considering that he had a monkey for the officers.
Check Out The New "Dark Knight Rises" Trailer
The biggest movie of the summer just released its final trailer ahead of “The Avengers” hitting theaters. You’ll find it, and some speculation, under the cut.
Man Attacks Wife With Cheez-It
In the hands of a trained professional, anything can be a weapon. At least that’s what we’ve learned from action movies. And apparently that applies even to the humble Cheez-It.
April Fool’s Day Canceled By Federal Government Five Years Ago
We know you thought that today was going to be a day of pranks and fun, but you’re wrong. It’s not. And you can thank the government for taking the fun out of the day.
Newborn Deer Video Is Not An April Fools’ Day Prank
Amid all the jokes and pranks being played on April Fool’s Day, it’s nice to take a moment and remember that there are still plenty of videos of cute animals. We thought we’d take a break from pranks and show you this adorable newborn deer. Because it might be the cutest thing on the Internet right now.
59-Year-Old Woman Sinks 10-Foot Putt On An Exercise Ball
Sinking a ten-foot putt is tricky. Even professional golfers can’t land it 100% of the time. And they have to do it on steady ground, something this 59-year-old just can’t be bothered with.
Man Plays Duet With Whips and Harmonica
We could try and describe this, but it’s pretty much impossible. It’s a man, a harmonica, and two whips. And he makes music.
The New ‘Prometheus’ Trailer Looks Even More Like ‘Alien’
One of the big statements director Ridley Scott has made about his upcoming horror thriller “Prometheus” is that it’s got almost nothing whatsoever to do with the first “Alien” movie.
Aside from, as this trailer tells us, like, everything.
Fart Joke Sends Teen To Jail
Harold Wayne Hadley of Mississippi is your typical 19-year-old boy. He likes sports, action movies, and, of course, fart jokes. Although considering how much trouble a fart joke got him in, he may like those a lot less now.