I'm a little more than concerned about these Mayan calendar predictions I keep hearing about. The main reason for my concern is, I just bought this awesome time share in Hawaii, and my week starts on December 22nd 2012. Now I'm faced with, should I sell it and buy survival gear instead?

Besides, if I sell all these handy military M.R.E.'s (Meals Ready to Eat) that I have left over from my last stock pile project, preparing for Y-2-K and all the vegetable seeds from the time that the Documentary Channel  predicted the world would run out of fuel and we would all have to grow our own food. Then I might have enough money to catch a flight on Richard Branson's flight to outer space on his new "White Knight Two" space airlines.